Bulldog New Year Resolutions

Baggy Bulldogs

  • I will not drop soggy tennis balls in the underwear of someone who is sitting on the toilet
  • The sofa is not a face towel. Neither are human’s laps
  • I will not roll on dead seagulls or fish
  • I will stop eating kitty box crunchies
  • Fetch and ‘Run around the yard with the ball with you chasing me’ is not the same game.
  • I will not bark each time I hear a door bell on TV
  • I will try to remember the Garbage Bin is not a Toy
  • Be more selective in crotch sniffing endeavors
  • I will not drool everytime you take a bite
  • My head does not belong in the refrigerator, the dishwasher or shopping bags
  • I will not roll my toys under the furniture
  • The garbage man is NOT stealing our stuff
  • After a Bath or walk in the rain make sure to shake the water out inside the house
  • Even the score with neighborhood skunks
  • Log more couch-time vs. floor-time
  • I will not pass gas in front of friends or visitors
  • Run after the ball only after it’s actually been thrown
  • Prepare for Final Vacuum Battle
  • Take time from busy schedule to stop and smell the behinds
  • Grow opposable thumb; break into pantry; decide for MYSELF how much food is too much
  • I will not obstruct my human from typing on the keyboard when my human is writing about me and other important xitpbeuxmeuemeictthhggg6453ncm.

Baggy Bulldogs

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